Habaritag:mattread.com,2020-02-06:none/8570b76d965d9aabc07ffb82b7ac6c3a35ed2deaMatt Read, WeblogIt says little, does less, means nothing.2011-12-27T01:11:06-05:00Why Playoff Hockey Is Better Than SexMatt Readhttps://mattread.comtag:mattread.com,2009:why-playoff-hockey-is-better-than-sex/12608999842011-12-27T01:11:06-05:002013-03-08T22:58:09-05:002009-12-15T13:00:29-05:00<p>I always knew Hockey was important, just never realized how important; It’s better than sex! From an Email I received:</p>
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<li>It’s legal to play hockey professionally.</li>
<li>The puck is always hard.</li>
<li>Protective equipment is reusable and you don’t even have to wash it.</li>
<li>It lasts a full hour.</li>
<li>You know you’re finished when the buzzer sounds.</li>
<li>Your parents cheer when you score.</li>
<li>Periods only last 20 minutes.</li>
<li>You can count on it at least twice a week.</li>
<li>You can tell your friends about it afterwards.</li>
<li>A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.</li>
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