Matt Readhttp://www.mattread.com/weblog/a-haircut/2007-04-06T14:58:24-04:002013-03-08T23:00:58-05:002004-08-08T18:31:33-04:00<p>I went in to town today to get a hair cut, thought I should get this bushy thing cut, and ended up going to some "fancy" place that smelled funny, kinda like those sissy stores with the candles. So I go inside and theres this little artsie sitting there, </p> <blockquote> <p>artsie: "hi"<br /> Matt: "hey, hows it going?"<br /> artsie: "good, what can I do for you?"<br /> Matt: "I need a haircut"<br /> artsie: "do you have an appointment?"<br /> Matt: "nope"<br /> artsie: "well, you need an appointment to get a haircut"<br /> Matt: "alright, can I make an appointment?"<br /> artsie: "sure, when would you like it for?"<br /> Matt: "right now"<br /> (the artsie pauses, looks at me, looks at his sheet)<br /> artsie: "well, I guess I can fit you in now"</p> </blockquote> <p>As I was sitting there waiting and thinking that I'm never coming back here again, this drop dead gorgeous blond walks out and says "Matt Read". I wipe the drool from my face, close my mouth, and say, "hee ... <em>cough</em> ... here". Man she was hot, I've already made another appointment in two weeks with her. I love that place.</p>