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Just Got Back From Golf

Wednesday, July 21st 2004

Well, I just got back form golfing at Les Vieux Moulins over in Aylmer. I shot a ... well I sucked. Went to the Collenade afterwards and had pizza and beer. I'm kinds drunk right now so if my engrish is a bit off that's why. Anyway there was this twosome behind us, we were a foursome, and they wanted to play through us and we told them NO. If your going to play golf then get four people as the rules of the course say. And if you don't have four then don't expect to play through any one ...

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UK "ICE" Hockey

Saturday, July 17th 2004

Well, yes Britian does have "ICE" Hockey. Not much, but they do. And to all who call it "ICE" Hockey, as NuclearMoose said:...

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The Engineer Anthem

Saturday, July 17th 2004

Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride
To show to all the villagers her lovely bare white hide;
The most observant villager, an Engineer of course,
Was the only one to notice that Godiva rode a horse.
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I'm Bored

Saturday, July 17th 2004

I told you earlier that I was going to the Blues Fest on Friday, but all my wussy ass friends were sick. So I stayed at home Friday and worked on my site. I spent alot of time chatting in #wordpress channel on irc.freenode.net. We were talking about strippers, and a bunch of other weird shit. But I'm glad to tell you that I'm now the dictator of Australia and New Zealand. We will soon be invading Aerica, and overthrowing the UN. After that, on to Canada! :)...

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Wide Ass

Thursday, July 15th 2004

I heard this joke on Chez 106 (106.1 FM), a local radio station here in Ottawa, on their morning show with Doc and Woody....

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Ottawa Blues Festival

Tuesday, July 13th 2004

The Ottawa Blues Fest is on this week, with a lot of great names; Brian Adams, Colin James, Blue Rodeo, and the list goes on. This Friday (July 16th) I will be going to see Blue Rodeo play on the main stage. I hope the weather cooperates, and the beer goes down good, cause I'm looking forward to a good time. Ahhh, I can't wait to see all those topless chick's on Sparks Street....

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SuSE Linux 9.1 Professional

Sunday, July 11th 2004

Well I haven't be posting lately because I've been busy changing Distros from Mandrake 10.0 Community to SuSE 9.1 Pro. You may remember a recent post about free SuSE 9.1 pro I wrote. Well I finally got it in the mail, and now have it installed. ...

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Strawberry Shortcake

Wednesday, July 7th 2004

MMMMMM, I love Strawberry Shortcake, Probably the best desert ever. I'm eating one right know, don't you wish you had one! That sweet taste of strawberries, with creamy whip cream and some soft, moist tea biscuits. I'm taking a bite right now, just melts in your mouth, MMMMM, strawberries, whipcream ......

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Happy Independence Day

Sunday, July 4th 2004

Happy Independence Day to all you Yankees out there. I'm Canadian so I won't be celebrating, but I hope you all have a great day....

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Canada Day

Tuesday, June 29th 2004

Canada Day is coming up tommorrow, July 1st, and I plan on getting as drunk as blind man without a walking stick and no shoes. We're going downtown Ottawa for the day on Sparks Street. We're going to try to hit as many bars as possible throughout the day, then go watch some fireworks at night. So if you don't hear from me in a couple of days I'm probably lying in a ditch somewhere around Ottawa....

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Vote for MaryJane

Monday, June 28th 2004

Well, today is voting day here in Canada. It's the Federal election for all you non Canadians out there. One thing that I like about one of the parties this year, The Green Party, is the fact that they want to legalize Marijuana. I'm all for that one, but I don't really want a bunch of pot heads running our country....

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